Ferret

the cutest, coolest, best animal evr

kid 1: hey have u seen my new pet its a ferret
kid 2: OMG ITS THE CUTEST COOLEST BEST ANIMAL EVER

by roxmick March 16, 2021

Drink forgeter

Drink forget·er Spelled PronunciationDuh-rink for-get-er
–noun
1. a person that habitually forgets what drink is theirs
2. a person that regularly forgets they have a drink unfinished and leaves one abandoned for a fresh one
3. the mysterious source of rings in hardwood and other liquid sensitive surfaces

Origin: 2008; drink + -forgeter1
REM©

I need to sort through my trash to find some AOL CDs because James, the world's greatest drink forgeter, is going to be at the party tonight.

by Beyonder420 August 1, 2008

Selective Forgetness

The ability to 'forget' something just when the moment may suit the person.

"Hey, Elijah, you going out with Teresa tonight like you planned all month?"
"No man, her Selective Forgetness happened to kick in and she didn't ask her mom"
"Sorry man, I know you were really looking forward to it"
"Ya, but I don't want to be pulling a Teresa

by Vostroyan Pen May 25, 2009

Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness

"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"

by Driven.to.happiness October 7, 2017

Chutney Ferret

A cock that's engaged in anal intercourse, and has collected a little poo.

"My cocks pure stinkin! I Shagged Sonia up her shitpipe last night, and got meself a Chutney Ferret!"

by The Phantom Shitter June 14, 2018

fire and forget

Sleeping with someone and then never calling them again; different way of saying ‘one night stand’ that sounds better.

Guy 1: Hey man did you hook up last night? I saw a girl leave your room earlier.
Guy 2: yeah but it was nothing special, just a fire and forget.

by Todd_The_Godd May 16, 2018

Fernette Crotch

1. A combination of a fire crotch and a brunette.

2. When a girl trys to pull off being
both a fire crotch and brunette.

Katelyn thinks she is hot shit, she aint nothing but a fernette crotch !

by thebitchyoudontmesswith April 30, 2009