convenience father

A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH

Oh look, there goes Eric being a convenience father again since he has a new girlfriend.

by BrookieJay February 9, 2014

Father's Day

Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃

Person 1: "Father's day is great!"
Person 2: "I can agree!"

by Wilted Roses June 15, 2019

Fanther

A Fanther is a fan of the most bitchin' band ever, Steel Panther

Guy 1: Hey man, you should check out Steel Panther, you won't regret it
Guy 2: No way dude, I don't get what you Fanthers see in that band

by Fanther09 July 25, 2015

father, son, and holy ghost

when shitting, this dump is characterized by a large turd, followed by a smaller turd, and just when you think you may have another turd on the way, only a large fart emerges.

Wow, I thought I had a whale family on the way, but it turned out to be merely a father, son, and holy ghost!

by Whooreface killa December 14, 2004

father nelson

A male will place a female in a full nelson wrestling maneuver. He then will bend her over and carry out his business.

I thought we were wrestling, then i felt a poke, that bastard gave me a father nelson.

by Trichizzel September 1, 2003

Feather Plucker Syndrome

A phenomena of human anti-social behavior shown by crack cocaine addicts. Subconsciously, the addict purposely alienates their person from everyone else by the act of self-mutilation. While alone and under the influence, the person does this by looking into the mirror and picking at his/her face until bleeding occurs.

This type of behavior can be likened to the capture and traumatic displacing of a South American Scarlet Macaw. This is now an in country parrot that plucks its feathers out for seemingly no apparent reason at all.

However, stress and detachment, same as the need to be alone with their addicting drugs causes both the addict and bird a horrific disfigurement.

The doctor says to the crack-head, "Young lady, I'm going to suggest that you seek mental treatment; this is the worst case of Feather Plucker Syndrome I have ever seen!"

"There is only one thing worse in this world than a now reformed bible-toting whore: The fact that she used-to-be an opium addicted feather plucker as well!" Gravy111

by gravy111 November 22, 2010

father

A man that is never there for any important things in your life and spends his time drinking and nagging like a pregnant woman...Yes he tries to hit you too

Daddy! I'm getting married, can you go?

Hell no, can't you see tomorrow is the soccer game?

see the definition for Ana

by Homie G April 14, 2004