Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.

Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

Ethan

Either can be a rich snob or a psychotic retard

Person: OMG, have you seen Ethan's new shoes
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700

Person: Ethan calm down

Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*

by Fortnite A. Hamburger May 23, 2019

Ethan

Meme

Ethan=meme

by Cunt_slayer1400 April 12, 2019

Ethan

Someone you just want to beat with a 16inch dildo

Sometimes I just want to see Ethan get beat with a 16” dildo

by Fapisgay June 14, 2018

Ethan

A giant dickhead after he lost his girl he’s started hitting his mom and lied about it never trust him. He will always act tough but on the inside he’s super emotional he knows what he did wrong but shows no remorse.

Ethan is a douchebag

by ZeroFile November 27, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is the name of a king or god. He is cool, funny, negative at times, and definitely a leader. He is loving towards his family and good to his friends, but if you get on his bad side, be prepared for the worst. Even if all else states otherwise, he is an enigma which can only be truly comprehended by his closest family members. Some will say he has an evil spirit and no soul. Some say he is a pessimist, but he doesn’t take that as an insult, he takes it in as feedback that can help him. He does not like authority at all, and completely defies it. He tries to make his own authority for others to follow. He can’t stand people that don’t have a sense of humor. He is drawn greatly to artistic talent and loves anything that requires great artistic ability. Sometimes you would even think that he isn’t human because right after an injury he bounces right back up like nothing in his way can stop him. He is amazing and you would be lucky to be close to this person

Ethan is the coolest person I know.

by Ethanos November 26, 2018