Stage Erection

An erection of the penis (or a moistening of the vagina) due to performing in front of a large audience without becoming sexually aroused.

Dylan: I'm so nervous to play Hamlet in front of 400+ people tonight! I have stage fright!

Erik: I never get stage fright. One thing I do get is stage erection. It's not like I'm horny, but I always pop a boner whenever we get into that swordfight at the end. Is that weird?

Dylan: ...yeah, man.

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by Bready Hampton October 28, 2011

erection

A term used when to describe the enlarged male penis when aroused sexually

Those big bouncing boobs of yours are giving me an Erection

by Osofast April 26, 2003

erection section

top shelf of a newsagents

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

an education

What home-schooled children give their parents upon reaching their teenage years.

Darrell said he was going to home-school his children so they wouldn't be influenced by the worldly liberal media. Once they became teenagers, his daughter ran away from home and his son ended up in court for killing a man. Looks like his kids gave Darrell an education.

by Bert Thompson, PHD April 9, 2008

erectation

An irritating erection

an erectation is a typical thing in the morning, but also occurs during puberty in school just before being asked to come to the front of the class

by bumfluffc July 18, 2010

eRelation

When someone doesn't know the difference between an e-boyfriend (someone whom they met online but never in real life) and a long distance boyfriend (someone whom you have met before prior to dating online)

Commonly used as an insult to girls who are in a "long distance relationship" with an e-boyfriend.

Tom: Alice has been bragging about her new "long distance relationship" but she has never met him IRL!
Alex: WOW, so it's an eRelationship?
Tom: I'm afraid so...

by UrAvgRedditor February 7, 2017

Landmark Education

is a personal training and development company which offers educational programs in approximately 115 locations in more than 20 countries worldwide. Headquartered in San Francisco, California, Landmark Education delivers its courses primarily to individuals in a group settings

Landmark Education has been criticized by some for being overzealous in encouraging people to participate in its courses.

by the1withdieas March 15, 2011