crank

male sex organ, the penis, the dick, the bone, the rod.

Hey Ee-dit, slobber around on my crank dere will ya?

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx May 13, 2005

CRANK THE MONKEY

It's when you know something about someone else that sets them off and you bring it up in conversation...you are "cranking the monkey"...kinda like an organ grinder cranks the organ...except you are cranking the monkey instead! It's usually a sore spot with them...something that happened or didn't happened that they are mad about. It's like reopening the "wound". It could also be just a reference to something about them (cosmetic or otherwise) that they are not happy hearing.

I love it when you wear your baseball cap backwards...it's so "mature" looking! Oh...I didn't mean to crank the monkey?

by Mike Piskulic September 14, 2006

Crankin' that Ray Charles

Crankin' that Ray Charles is when you can't see shit. Or when somebody covers your eyes.

Jake: Dood wtf whys it so dark in here?
Gage: Lol, idk im Crankin' that Ray Charles over here i cant see shit LOL.
Jake: LOLZ!

by -G-age March 11, 2009

Cranked On

A turn used by most HBCU's Marching Bands.

When two HBCU's Marching Band go against each other and one is clearly louder then the other band, then the other band, who is not as loud, would have been cranked on.

Man, Jackson Cranked on TSU at the Southern Heritage classics this year.

by CaptainGarbage December 1, 2009

Crankstitute

a girl/women or male I guess who trades sexual services for crank or meth in the Kirksville, MO area.

That girl is so dirty, she is such a crankstitute.

by SkullAnne July 22, 2010

crank yank

When a guy gets really high on "crank" and then yanks on his pecker until he finishes....usually this session takes quite some time due to him being high on "crank"....

Not again there goes Kevin into the bathroom with a magazine high on "crank*....he'll be in there for quite some time...his crank yanking has gotten way out of hand...

by tex WHITE October 17, 2018

Crankhead

A man who lives in the gym and has no other life outside. Takes everything way to seriously and always has spare steroids. Crankheads are always looking for more crank. Never get in the way of a crankhead and his crank.

Don’t move Will the crankheads looking for more crank.

by User274946294 July 22, 2019