choadman

Raj Chohan, a reporter at News 4 in Denver, CO. He is the physical form of the choadman (one who is a choad).

If you guys fuck up my live shot, I'll call the cops.

by Spencer R December 2, 2004

Choaf

Shortened version of "Chicken Loaf" an australian rhyming pelacement for fucking oath, but can have various definitions.

Def: Great, awesome, fantastic, incredible, bonza!

How did you go catching up wit the missus last night?", "Yep, its was choafin night!

by Dearie Me April 11, 2011

choat

Past tense of cheat

The boy choat on his exam.

by Martina November 23, 2003

roasty-choasty

The state of being extremely fucking stoned. Can be lengthened to "roasty-choasty pack 'em up and posty".

"I am roasty-choasty to the bone, dude."

"Let's smoke this ozzie, get all roasty-choasty."

by laeiryn June 22, 2006

choad

a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.

That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady

by Kelly September 29, 2003

team choad

a group of xangans who constantly talk about fucking each other jokingly, but deep down, they really do lust for each other. A rare specimen often found at home masturbating to sean paul pictures.

hey man. have you seen the new sean paul video? fuck my earhole!

by hawthorne and evan April 9, 2005

choadweasel

1. One who enjoys oral stimulation of the choad.

2. A homosexual

3. A weasel (Mustela choadinius) whose dwelling resides upon a choad and is known for delighting in the irritation of choads and its musky gonadal scent.

4. An unwholesome and contemptible person.

Dude, you fuckin bogarted all my NoCali stizicky stash, just like a damn East Coast choadweasel.

by Dudeman October 21, 2003