Choad

a public school boy. i.e. boat shoes, blazer and jeans look.

"oh my god hes such a choad", "hey chaodie"

by Melissa February 1, 2005

team choad

a group of xangans who give head to each other's egos over the e-net, also responsible for the brutal execution of the word owned

You so pwnt him man, go you.

by ahahaha April 7, 2005

choad

bryant's cock, that happens to be wider than it is long...when it becomes erect it gets wider instead of longer.....

Bryant---LOOKEE AT MY CHOAD!!!

by DjEzE February 2, 2004

choadie

a joint that is wider than it is long, resembles a choad penis.

Pass that choadie over here, I've only had a hit!

by Betsy and Matt May 11, 2007

choad

a penis that is equal in gerth and length

when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.

by Lance February 28, 2005

choad

Same definition, new sentence

I like choads, by the boadload.

by Jizzy LaRue March 2, 2005

choad

Footwarts on toast, mixed with a good amount of Podge juice can create the ultimate Simon 'Beast' Shuttleworth. To lambaste or to wallpaper paste..
podge shuttleworth fookwart

Podge came in and podged shuttleworth over the desk..

by Adamo March 17, 2005