A type of human who likes getting fisted by someone called Tony. They were also poor on the streets before their mother found Tony.
This species are terrible at every single video game and lost to the pro pig pog

Did u see that joe shuttleworth on tv mum?

Joe shuttleworth by Joemama769 January 2, 2020

A Shuttleworth

A Shuttleworth originates from (Chris Shuttleworth) See definition. Its when one takes amazingly Loooong shits that are able to penetrate reinforced concrete walls under 6" thick and able to circulate upward through 3 story buildings. Close proximity to someone taking a Shuttleworth has been known to cause the following symptoms:

PTSD
bloody or cloudy urine
double vision
bloody stool
difficult, burning, or painful urination
fast, pounding, or irregular heartbeat or pulse
headache
joint pain
loss of appetite
runny nose
Spotaneous regret of going to work that day
sore throat
trouble sleeping
vomiting
wandering aimlessly in a perfect circle with your arms crossed rocking back and forth
Blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin
chest pain, discomfort, or tightness
confusion
difficulty breathing
difficulty with swallowing
dizziness
More double vision
inability to move the arms, legs, or facial muscles
inability to speak rationally (Jibberish)
itching, skin rash
muscle cramps or stiffness
muscle spasm or jerking of the arms and legs
seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there
seizures
sores, ulcers, or white spots in the mouth or on the lips
sudden loss of consciousness (Coma)
swelling of the feet or lower legs
uncontrolled repeated movements (tics)
uncontrolled vocal outbursts laced with profanity
unusual tiredness or weakness usually followed by coma

and in 1 case DEATH, that has been deemed "Natural Causes"

Excuse me guys, i need to go take A Shuttleworth!

A Shuttleworth by Crooklyn Bully January 26, 2024

Angus Shuttleworth

W broski
very attractive
will steal ur friends and family
dates aliya

Person 1: My familys gone :(
Person 2: Must have been Angus Shuttleworth

Angus Shuttleworth by anonymous June 23, 2024

Shuttlesworth

Proper name: noun. 1. Origin from Manchester UK. Meaning to move or travel. 2. These descendants came out of the house of Tudor. 3. Originally were very well off and commercial tradesmen loaning money to Queen Elizabeth during the 1500's

Most every Shuttlesworth I've ever met have moved or traveled abroad at least once in their recent family lineage.

Shuttlesworth by RunninRonan October 17, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026