Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles

Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

by KiiboBestRobotBoi September 9, 2021

Barley Awake Biden

A massive dumbass who can't even fucking talk the right way

Biden: I'm very smart compared to trump
Trump: Don't use the word "Smart" with me Joe, you graduated lowest of your university.
Biden: Well...
Trump: I've done more than you in 47 months than you have in 47 years
Biden: ...
Trump: your Barley Awake Biden

by Pine Tree Walker December 3, 2020

Yesterday I asked you

The best show on the internet that use only submissions from JackFilm's audience
so technically speaking we are making the contents for him

"Yesterday I asked you a very odd question, what are some alternative pronunciation for the name Benedict Cumberbatch"

by Liberty of the playa February 3, 2020

If-Asked-Don't-Tell

If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.

It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".

Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"

A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."

(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)

by op_position November 12, 2010

Asket

A Sanskrit name meaning Master of Will or forger of his own destiny/future.

Askets are those rare people who manage to pave their way through life

by Scitimas12 April 26, 2022

asawer

A loser who think is funny but isn't and eats shit and onions in a salad.

-I hate her
-Let me guess, she must be an Asawer
-duh

by Caquitafresca June 21, 2017

AtakeX

some motherfucking nigger that is super uncool and sucks at life and this is made for archie I hope he goes and fucks himself to sleep and everything I hate that guy hes such a fucking loser he ahs no friends and is dating ugly people he should killhimself.

Kill Yourself, Nigger, bad man he is also extremely dumb and sucks at life thats an Archie (ATAKEX)

by NiggerArchie March 3, 2022