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Definitions by KiiboBestRobotBoi

Dorm Room Ditch

Ding-dong ditching, but you do it in a college dorm room.

1. Go right up to your dorm-mates’ door.

2. Knock.

3. Run back into your room when they answer.
Jerry isn’t funny. He dorm room ditched me.

Emo Epidemic

An epidemic where one, some, or several friend groups turn emo.

It starts when one of your friends becomes emo.

It spreads across your entire friend group like a Hot Topic version of the Bubonic Plague.

Your friend group starts wearing black.

It only gets worse from there.

Your friend group, minus you, have started wearing spikes.

Then, those friends reach out to their friends.

They all become emo.

Except for you.
Dude, did you hear about the emo epidemic?

No way I’m hanging out with my friends, I’m staying inside until all of this blows away!
Emo Epidemic by KiiboBestRobotBoi February 23, 2026

No Xbox November 

An event where you cannot play on, talk about, or even think about anything that has to do with an Xbox.

Golden Corral Breakfast 

Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.
One of Satan’s many punishments.
Algebra is pain.
Algebra by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 14, 2023
Someone who dresses and acts zesty.
Look at Aaron! He’s such a hoeboy!”
Hoeboy by KiiboBestRobotBoi February 11, 2023