zeets

Derives from the east london slang word "eats" which means to perform a street robbery. Many other words have been changed by adding or replacing the first letter with Z such as Moot-Zoot Bore-Zore Eats-Zeets

Someguy: "oo's that dick'd"
someotherguy: "I dunno blad lets zeets him"

by Someotherguy January 16, 2007

Zeep

A synonym for Smeg - the rotten cheesy bit of leftovers from sexual activity or the build up from when a bloke has left it too long to wash their member.

I didn't have a shower for the whole weekend, my Zeep build up was out of control - it Stank!

by Banter Claus 1 November 18, 2018

Zeebo

An epithet to describe a person from Azerbaijan or of Azeri descent. Attributes include pointy shoes, doma breath and Ladas loaded with farm animals.

Look at that Zeebo with his pointy dolma-eating shoes.

by Lefty Holepunch May 20, 2011

ZEEKI

used at the end of normal words , to get out of a situation that one doesnt want to be in, or used after someone makes a remark that makes you think they are an idiot

guy #1 (frank)- hey you guys wanna go to a movie together?
guys #2 - yea sure frank ZEEKI, EZ
or
guy #1 hey boys lets have a guys night out we dont need girls!
guys #2 are you a fuckin idiot? are you gayzeeeki?

by makaveliblaze May 4, 2006

Zeek

A Zeek is a perfect type of person. Of course a true zeek won't believe they are great themselves because they radiate Baby gorl energy.

Omg Zeek is so amazing i'm soo glad i met him.

by Beeroiba December 14, 2019

zeet

slang for "satisfaction"

A satisfied customer says "zeet".

by 8====D December 9, 2003

zeep

A person who is acting immature or drunk-like when they are actually sober and laughing hysterically about it.

Tom is such a zeep lately; he keeps stealing my pencils and shoving them up his nose.

by Krazy Kyle September 18, 2006