weiner schnitzel

scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )

That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.

by That.Scandanavian January 30, 2009

weiner

The incorrect spelling for "wiener"

...idiots

"Hey babe, do you wanna know how big my weiner is?"

"Since you don't have one, I'd say it's roughly the same size as your wiener."

by ssw February 10, 2008

weiner spank

when a male hits something with his wiener, mostly inflicting pain on himself more than the object

Mikey just weiner spanked that chair and now he's rolling on the floor in pain. Stupid.

by shae raye D May 31, 2009

weiner kisser

A name for a friend who you aren't really close with or someone you like to poke fun at. Thus you call them a weiner kisser.

It usually bugs them, but it sounds funny, and it isn't too harsh.

Friend: "Hey man."
Brad: "What are ya doin' you weiner kisser?"
Friend: "Ugh..."
Brad: "Bahaha!!"

by Stanley Wojack July 31, 2009

weinercooter

A synonym for heterosexual, vaginal sex. It is usually used as an object with the verb "play."

Joe: "Why are you leaving the party so early? You're not going to bed, are you?"

John: "Nah, my girl is over and we're gonna go play a couple of rounds of weinercooter."

Joe: "So how'd the date go?"
John: "Awesome. We ended playing weinercooter."

by CatBot March 4, 2010

weiner step-bros

when you, being a man, have sex with a woman and a friend of yours, also being a man, has sex with that womans sister.
this is a life-long bond.

Tim fucked Sherry, and Bill fucked Sherry's sister, Jill.
Tim and Bill are weiner step-bros.
high five.

by mach4motorboat October 13, 2010

Weiner Beard

Another name for pubic hair on a male or female with male genatalia

Yo bro just shaved my weiner beard because I got a hot date tonight.

by Jason westfall August 18, 2012