warthunderitus

when you have played too much war thunder and hate it but can't stop playing it because it's too addictive.

I hate war thunder soo much man but I can't stop playing it. I have warthunderitus

by BraveMaverick46 May 18, 2022

Child Worshipers

Child Worshipers: Parents who are deaf, dumb, and blind when it comes to their childs behavior. They don't hear the screaming, yelling and tearing around that they do in public. (Libraries, grocery stores, funerals, fine-dining establishments, weddings, etc.) Also completely unaccountable for their childrens destruction, deeds and general unruliness.

Parents who never apologize, reprimand, affirm, or offer to pay for damage done by their children. "you brought your kids to my house and they set the dog on fire!, colored my car with magic marker, ripped the pages out of our first edition Pearl Buck's "A Good Earth" to make paper airplanes!" You said, "Aren't they creative?" I mean really WTF? You idolize and "Child Worshipers" these little monsters.

by THE SNICKERDOODLE March 8, 2011

ball worship

teabagging, a woman sucking a man's testicles with great affection, while he jerk off on her tits.

I love you baby, how about a little ball worship tonight

by cankernut December 17, 2008

worship

anything you put your heart and affection in

they seemed to worship their phones because of the time they spent investing in them

by Hebrews121 July 9, 2016

lol-worthy

Quite simply, when something is worthy of 'lol's.

Kid 1 "Remember that time you *insert hilarious incident*!"
Kid 2 "Man, that was lol-worthy!!"

by Mr. Ment November 25, 2007

Charles Worthington

An extremely lurid sex act to which only a select few know the real meaning of the word.

Guy1 "Do those two hook up last night?"
Guy2 "Yeah, I hear he hit up the Charles Worthington on her"
Guy1 "No fucking way, I need to give that guy a high five!"

by Charles.W January 17, 2009

straddle worthy

A man that has qualities that merit straddling.
Usually used by women to reference a man that is particularly appealing to them.
I totally coined this forever ago.. just sayin'.

Girl 1: I'm watching a 'Kyle XY' marathon.

Girl 2: Oh! Isn't Matt Dallas extremely straddle worthy?

by ktcm July 12, 2011