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Twitter

A trick of the Devil in the form of an online platform provided to a fool for shouting about inanities other fools are already familiar with, being them their own as well.
The idea that twitting is actually communicating is becoming more and more the foundation of the modern, industrialized society, and it is eminently worthy of the superstructure.
Twitter samples:

@jerryo: fantastic article on social media @ respectyourbrainandgiveupyourcurrentlifestyle.com/quittwitting/howtostart

@myass64: great stuff buddy.

@ruththethruth: do you know where do they stream the semi finals of Curling finals?

@thebignothing: especially in Michigan

@poot: most def

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by Parcerito October 18, 2011
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twitter thirsty

A person who a) did not receive enough attention from mommy and daddy as a child or b) does not receive enough attention from fellow peers during a normal day and feels the need to compensate by tweeting their every thought in hopes that people in the twittersphere will "favorite" or "retweet" their prosaic ideals of modern society.
Jill: Hey Becky did you see all of my tweets yesterday?

Becky: Yea the 27 about your boyfriend, best friend, and every little thing that happened at school, they were really cute.

Jamarquis: Damn no one gives a $h!t you twitter thirsty bitches!
by bigrem075 December 22, 2013
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Twitter Ho

One who spends all day trying to follow and be followed on Twitter.
Are you following Susie? Hell no, she's such a Twitter ho.
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Twitter

Twitter is a place for People With No Lifes To Talk To NO ONE
GUY1: hey, get a twitter
GUY2: dude. i have friends, i dont need a twitter
GUY1: but i have 70 people following me on twitter
GUY3: get a fucking life
by AdamRock1 May 2, 2009
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Twitter

Everyone on twitter says to "follow me" --- Stalkers fallow people...
by BeeRBee May 20, 2009
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Twitter Life

Noun: When a person spends all his or her time creating an imaginary life on twitter, instead of actually doing anything or interacting with anyone.
Yeah, he spent the entire party in the corner twittering about how great the party was, instead of actually talking to anyone. So much for a real life, he's only got a twitter life.
by Jackie Shelton January 15, 2009
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Twitter

Something I cannot stand, the most annoying fucking thing in the world.
I have twitter! WOW bro your a fucking douchebag.
by Sickofmakingshitup March 23, 2010
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