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Tweetocracy

Tweetocracy: a new brand of governance bereft of facts, detail, collaboration, or wisdom.
Our democracy and our democratic institutions are quickly being replaced by Trump's unique brand of tweetocracy
by Protease Polymer January 8, 2017
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tweetie bird

Like a snowbunny, but instead of white, it’s an asian girl who only likes black men
Saw this bad tweetie bird on ig and slid in her dms, maybe she’ll teach me her language.
by sslayde September 12, 2020
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Deuce Tweets

When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.
Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?

A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009
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Clout Tweeter

Those kids on Twitter (Normally aged between 13-16) who have, rather, a Fortnite profile picture or a picture of a random women in a bikini.

These people are emotionally unstable. They feel the need to log into Twitter everyday just to get their 9 year old followers to Like and retweet.

Tweets may be as followed:

“Noti gang where you @?”

“Like or Fake AF”

“Turn on notis or unfollowed’

“No one supports me”
“Doing an unfollow spree soon, like and RT to stay followed”
“If your phone is real, press S to make ß”
“This is you and your 3rd @, W or L?”

These people most definitely don’t have IRL friends . The Likes and Retweets they get on their tweets make them feel wanted and less lonely. It also gives them a feeling of fake fame and self worth.

They may also call their followers ‘supporters’. But the only reason they have followers is because they use the Follow/Unfollow Twitter method. Meaning they follow loads of people, then unfollow the ones who didn’t follow back.

So they aren’t really supportive, they’re just their because they were followed first.

Do not insult these people, not only do they have the worse comebacks. But they take things very personally.
by Damnitscam October 22, 2020
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Teeth J

A sexual act not unlike the world renowned "blow-job", but containing more use of the females teeth. Also used in exchange of US currency.
Customer- Hey how much for a beer?
Bartender- 2 bucks, or a few teeth j's
Customer- Your lucky I'm broke
by Arumple October 30, 2008
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Turkey Teeth

Overly white teeth or veneers that look like they were done on the cheap in Turkey. Think Rylan, Jordan or Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees.
There seems to be a lot of lads and girls in Glasgow walking around with Turkey Teeth. Their teeth are so large and white they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.
by infamous budgerigar April 5, 2021
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kissing your teeth

A quick sucking of air through the teeth that sounds like a kiss. A way of expressing annoyance, or as if to say: "You've got to be kidding"!
I'm not telling you again! Clean up your room or stay home tonight! And don't be kissing your teeth at me either. I'm in no mood for your BS!
by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023
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