turdfucker

1) One who fucks turds, or;
2) A Homosexual, or fag

Marcus, you did him in the butt, you are a total turdfucker!!

by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005

Turn left

To opt for a more challenging, ‘uphill’ road in a life situation, even if an easier option is readily available.

Dude! Don’t be such a pussy, turn left for once in your life.

by YbotnVag February 11, 2020

turn to

To start working. A U.S. Navy expression.

See turn and burn

"Alright! Let's turn to."

by acemery February 6, 2005

turned off

When something makes you lose all excitment from being turned on

"I have to take a shit before sex " pony said , that turned off

by Felcia120 February 25, 2015

main screen turn on

What you say when Windows starts up.

We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

Turner

A sweet person with an amazing personality
He is cute and funny and know how to cheer you up when you feel sad
He is the most amazing person you will EVER meet.

He is so funny. He is such a Turner.

by rayay46 May 27, 2011

left turn

The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food💀💀💀💀💀

*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020