The spontaneous journey of an aussie through the wilderness of an unknown place, with the horrible craving for a clean toilette to release the massive turd that pushes to get out.
-Did you enjoy the visit to the Royal Gardens mate?
-That was a fucking turdabout for two hours man!
-That was a fucking turdabout for two hours man!
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An otherwise known smart dog breed, but this particular one is embarrassingly dumb. Eats feces and rocks. Often can be heard barking at nothing. May also be a normally beautiful breed of dog, but has ugly aesthetic features such as; wire coat, beard, Grinch-like feet.
Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.
by eljae83 November 21, 2016
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Tom: That's going to look like a Turd on a White Rag!
Tom: That's going to look like a Turd on a White Rag!
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by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017
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