Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

by Danger500 May 17, 2011

Turd Texter

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.

Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.

by Vern_O February 22, 2009

Turdacious

Over the top turdly behavior

While everyone loved her, Danielle's ego and snippy remarks made them think she was acting very turdaciously.

by wowo the woowoo January 21, 2010

turdburgerler

One who burgles turds.

John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."

Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."

John: "Fucking turdburgerler."

by captiancrappy October 17, 2010

Turd Rubber

A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.

She's a Turd Rubber and would love it if you made number two in bed with her.

by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010

Turd Beanie

The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.

Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.

by Jett Pannellius November 14, 2010

turd birth

The process of taking a shit

It took Eric ten minutes to complete his turd birth.

by lawatson5 February 22, 2011