cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

by M Rockwell February 24, 2007

camel tipping

When you put money in a stripper's underwear.

That stripper just humped your leg, if you don't start camel tipping her, she won't come back over here.

by tmfm October 12, 2008

Topping off

When you're already full, but you keep picking at your food and eating.

I'm so stuffed, but I'm still topping off until I finish my plate.

by FattyMatty2by4 March 11, 2019

tapping the aquarium

Advising a terrible poker player how to play better. Also known as "Waking the fish"

Somebody be kind and start tapping the aquarium before he loses the rent money.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

tooping

To "poop" and "text" at the same time.

"hey man what's up"
"nothin much, just tooping"
"oh sweet me too!!"
*goes to school the next day*

"hey man, why'd you stop tooping me???"
"yeaahh.. i need a new phone.. i kinda dropped a big one and splashed all over my phone..."
"shiityyy deal man, shitty deal..."

by McOwners December 31, 2009

tipping

The phrase "tipping" in many midwest cities means selling drugs from house often referred to as a tip.

With all that traffic, you would think they're tipping.

by midwestslang February 4, 2016

q-tipping

When snow/rain soaks the bottom of your pants and starts rising up your leg soaking in the water.

I wear shorts in the winter because my pants are always q-tipping.

by Bealzy November 7, 2017