tool warehouse

The god of all tools.

Wow, when Jon Burgess calls himself lil jon and does the morning announcements, it is only proof of him being a tool warehouse/

by Smiddy7705 May 15, 2006

Tooler

Where guys with popped collars and aviator sunglasses store their drinks. Often found at Frat parties.

"Dude, that guy is such a douche-bag!"
"I know, but he's got a well stocked tooler..."

by PoliSci88 April 2, 2009

Tool

A total douche-bag. Someone who lacks the brains to know that people use them. Guys who sit and fix their hair and tan.

That douche Justin Sartor is a total tool.

by The Ex :) March 23, 2010

Tool

someone who is so self obsorbed and cant come to the realization that they are completely in the wrong. This persons actions are so rediculous that you cant even believe the things they do.

in other words this person pulls many dick move , and thinks that everyone likes them when really not many people do.

Sean Avery is such a tool
(see youtube videos of him and his outrageous acts)

by hockey5 June 7, 2010

Clown tool

All round general idiot

That guy is a right fucking clown tool

by Lenny Banter July 29, 2008

cock tool

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is used for only sex. A cock tool is not treated like a normal human but as a masturbation device that only looks like a person. The cock tool is not talked to except to be given commands.

"Man that bitch is such a cock tool, she can't say no to any swinging dick out there."

by zanman October 3, 2006

Debate tool

aa person who is in debate and also a tool. usually copies everyone else while trying to be cool. and he debates

Troy; hey you wanna hang with sam?
Taylor: hell no that kids a debate tool.

by t rizzle44 May 7, 2009