Toad face

A smug looking facial expression, practiced after an act or statement proving the users absolute supremacy over his fellow peers.

The class smarty-pants asks an obviously rhetorical question like "What's the difference between a spotted salamander and the marbled salamander?"
After which the know-it-all puts on an glowing toad face.

by Skogsmullen April 25, 2011

Toaster Straddle

The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.

Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!

by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.

yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.

by cup of choco February 21, 2013

Yoster Toaster

While eating a girl out, the male/female performing the cunnilingus vomits onto the vagina

Dude, can't believe I was drunk enough for the Yoster Toaster.

by Concerned Citizen 6767 March 4, 2011

toadwarrior

Person who likes one or more of the following - Hitler, dead babies, monkey rape, fat peoples gaping cunts and moving to England from America.

We all wub teh Toadwarrior!!!!!!!

by Him who will be bant May 31, 2003

toaster

Character from the episode "Waiting for God" from series 1 of the BBC Red Dwarf tv-series. Toaster is actually a more or less intelligent device, used for toasting bread and for conversation. But the topic of conversation is quite toast related.

Toaster: "I toast, therefore I am"

by Aart May 20, 2005

toaser

without a toaster; toasterless

I usually crisp my bread in the oven, so that's why I remain toaser.

by Joqe May 22, 2006