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Ice Up the Whole Rat 

A catch all phrase created by “The Letter’s Page” podcast to describe a situation that usually involves overkill! Some ways this phrase can be used include -

1 - completely solving a problem.
2 - stalling/procrastinating something for a long period of time.

3 - creating a large problem/challenge.

4 - literally completely covering something or someone in ice.
1 - “Hey Boss, Mr. Chomps and I finally figured out how to ice up the whole rat and finish those robots you needed! It was Bot-Tastic!”

2 - "I completely forgot about my proposal that’s due tomorrow for this genetic experiment! I've just been icing up the whole rat to finish it up!”

3 - "I really iced up the whole rat when tripped over this ancient relic in my friend’s attic, I hope she doesn’t notice… I’m sure it will all work out though!”

4 - “Did you hear what happened to Paul last week? He left his window open during that ice storm and really iced up that whole rat!”

Wavy, the Waving Crocodile 

Puppet character from The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson

The Window Pickle 

When a man is having sex with a woman doggy style he reaches around and poops a little turd in his own hand, then he reaches up with the turd and smacks it on the woman's forehead and slides it down her face. It is said to resemble the streak made on a window if you take a pickle out of a burger and throw it on a window and watch it slide down.
Example of the window pickle in conversation

Last night was awesome!, I window pickled Lisa!
The Window Pickle by coalpha December 23, 2009

The Wanders 

Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.

You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
The Wanders by Luke Warm October 21, 2008

got off the wrong foot 

a bad start when you see someone for the first time, bad impression
Sherry and I got off the wrong foot when we met for the first time
got off the wrong foot by cheraghali February 27, 2008

the weather channel

Yet another TV channel that has lost it's purpose in the pursuit of finding a larger audience with reality style, documentary crap. They no longer play weather for much of the day on the Weather Channel. Instead you get these shows about historical weather events. Finding out the forecast on the Weather Channel is about like trying to find a video on MTV.

Even when they do report the weather on TWC it is a joke. Often a two or three person job. One person will give you the south for 2 minutes and after being exhausted throws it to another anchor for the current conditions of the west.
True story: There were severe thunderstorms, hail and a tornado in my county and not a peep from the Weather Channel. TWC was playing a documentary of a tornado in Alabama that killed several people 3 years ago due to a failed warning system. Though no one died here it was still an ironic broadcast from a channel that is suppose to report the damn weather updates.

They must not pay well at the Weather Channel. There is always someone new.