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texticles

What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone.

Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.
New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.

D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1

NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.

D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!

Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.

D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.
by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009
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truck testicles

plastic or metal mock testicles in various colors,always attached to the rear hitch of a truck. You can be sure if the testicles are in the back, there is usually a penis in the front, driving.
by saledevo December 1, 2010
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Low Hanging Testicles

When your balls are below your knees.
You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles
by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021
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EDP445's Testicles

They are the hardest working thing. They cum to little girls every day. You can use it like:
Bro's foot is like EDP445's Testicles. Nahhhh.
by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023
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Tesicles

Rivy: aw man ur tesicles are really cool !!!
almond : leave me alone please.
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Testiclysis

the destruction of ones testicles, whether by physical or chemical means
1. The funny jetstream guy told me to dip my balls in sulfuric acid. I accidentally committed testiclysis
2. Wake the fuck up atri it's testiclysis time
by ogdegen November 8, 2023
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testicled

When she questioned my ability, I testicled her in the face
by Ericwins July 12, 2006
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