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temple of poon

1. An excellent porn starring ron jeremy and others.

2.Temple of Pussy
"I will not stop until i find the temple of poon" -Ron Jeremy aka San Fernando Jones
by Diesel Deez August 11, 2006
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Templing

The function of committing sexual acts in a religious setting or building of any kind.

The verb is split into two parts Templ - ing. The first part can easily be changed to where ever this act occurred. I.E. Church-ing, Synagog-ing etc.

It can also be used singular or without the -ing.
Damn, i just templed her nice and hard!

How did you temple her?

When did you templed him?

Eww, why would you ever temple that piece of trash?

I love to temple!

My parents caught me while templing this really attractive girl at me sisters Bat Mitzvah.
by XXXDJMANXXX October 18, 2011
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Text back tempo

the rate at which you get reply text messages from a friend/guy.

a high TBT would indicate interest or a good friend

a low TBT means they're not really interested or have more intersting things to do than text back to you.
"My self-worth measured in text back tempo
it's been 2 days and 8 minutes too slow"-Imogen Heap (Half Life).

"i think this guy likes me, his text back tempo is really fast"
by miss.belief October 15, 2009
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temporary suicide

Taking a sleeping pill
as a solution to not deal with realty or boredom.
I had no plans for valentines day so I committed temporary suicide early last night.

I'm so excited about my plans tomorrow I'm going to committ temporary suicide and get some extra sleep.
by Marc and Jimmy November 17, 2007
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temporary crush

When you like someone, but then you realize that there is no way they'll ever like you back... so to get over them you: pick a person (your temporary crush) that you are mildly attracted to as your new crush, and every time you think of that other person, think of your new crush instead just until you get over him...
"Hey, don't you like that guy?"
"Yeah, but it'll never work so I'm using a temporary crush, that guy over there."
"Nice..."
by SoStupidI'mDangerous September 29, 2011
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temple university

a good school surrounded by a terrible ghetto in north philly, known for its horrible football team and cramped basement parties. go owls.
she was going to go to temple university but during her tour she was mugged by 3 bums wearing old 8 ball jackets.
by temple kid. December 5, 2009
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Temple of the Holy Vagina

Obvious applications; but especially that place to get on your knees and worship---Lap!---Lap!---Lap!---
Temple of the Holy Vagina; the only kind of organized religion which makes sense.
by wanker56 May 24, 2007
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