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tactical denial

When you deny masturbating to protect your reputation.
Bob: Hey Jeff, I know you masturbate instead of taking a dump!
Jeff: I do not!
Bob: You need to stop being in tactical denial!
by ggellison March 29, 2014
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Tactical Noobers

An in-game term used to describe the Spawn Beacon in the Battlefield video game series. Originating from the idea that "noobs" use the Spawn Beacon to respawn in bad locations, thus slowly leading to the idea that the use of item itself is in fact "noob".
There's a recon with Tactical Noobers behind the C flag!
by Narbiter January 26, 2015
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tactical whale

A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.
Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.
by northwestlad November 25, 2015
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Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!
by Luciferslube November 30, 2015
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Tactical creep

A tactical creep is when one is unsure of their situation romantically, whether it be at the start of a relationship, during flirtatious conversation or even 4 years down the line when it's nearly too late to turn back.
This involves using social media to browse through the person's photos, just reassure oneself that what they are about to do/are doing/ or will never do, is satisfactory.
Dean - I had to go on a tactical creep last night.

Owen - Why so?

Dean - Just to reassure myself that the girl I was talking to didn't look like Rocky Dennis.

Owen - That's tactical man.

Dean - Oh yeah.
by WeAreDamned March 10, 2016
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tactically

King of PvP.
Tactically, you are a king!
by Taqtical January 2, 2017
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Tactical peen

A secret organization bound by the strategic use of the peen in a chilvarous and honorable fashion.
I was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in NOLA.
by NOLApeening January 9, 2017
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