Sweaty Mike

Refers to a person who goes hard and hurts little kids in dodgeball.

Colin is such a Sweaty Mike dude.

by deezbois12345 March 29, 2017

Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017

Sweaty Brazilian

When you're fucking a girl, and you put your balls in her asshole.

I gave that bitch a sweaty brazilian

by DouchebagDavis June 28, 2017

Sweaty Danni

A danni is a whore, a bloody sweaty slit. She wants all the guys. But she has a great personality. She is a sweaty danni.

Omg it's a sweaty danni. Thirsty for those men

by Horror rainbow August 23, 2017

Sweaty Hitler

Sticking your forefinger up your ass after working all day and wiping it under someone's nose on their upper lip.

"Foreman"
Dallas I warned you if you didn't have a new car on Monday after all the headaches you would receive a sweaty

Hitler.

"Dallas" I now have a skidmark on my upper lip after getting a sweaty Hitler from my foreman.

by Foreman punishment September 3, 2017

sweaty cowboy

A cocktail made up of rum, tequila, spoiled milk, and peanut butter "sweat" (the liquid layer created when peanut butter sits outside for too long)

Jim lost a bet and now he has to chug a sweaty cowboy

by LeakingAirCompressor December 16, 2017

Sweaty Little Nerd

A nerd who is very little and also very sweaty so he smells bad

You little Sweaty little nerd

by Moows January 15, 2018