splashcrab

When you involuntarily contract crabs, from urine splashing on an infected surface...

I can't believe I got splashcrabs from that golden shower

by T wang inc February 9, 2018

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Splash Wednesday

leaving a facial cumshot on the face of your lover similar to ashes on Ash Wednesday

Bro I nutted on my chicks face and she left it there all day

Call it a splash Wednesday

by ahhhh321321 June 2, 2018

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Spratshot

Before cuming you stick a sprat in your penis, and when you cum, it shoots out together with your cum.

Teodor: What did you do last night?
George: I did such a great Spratshot, you cant even imagine.
Teodor: Nice!

by Lil Šmek June 10, 2018

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Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.

Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

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