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Spratshot 

Before cuming you stick a sprat in your penis, and when you cum, it shoots out together with your cum.
Teodor: What did you do last night?
George: I did such a great Spratshot, you cant even imagine.
Teodor: Nice!
Spratshot by Lil Šmek June 10, 2018
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Sarashotgf 

Sarashotgf is a TikTok editor with mostly your turn to die content.
“Have you seen sarashotgf ‘s new post yet?”
Sarashotgf by Meant2beyours March 26, 2022

Sprayshot 

the act of taking the cum that is shot in your mouth, from a boyfriend who thinks it's funny to not tell you he is about to cum an proceeds to laugh, and clinching your teeth together and spitting it in their face as though to make it spread across his face in hopes he know how disgusting it is and to then have your roommate make fun of him to his face when he runs out with cum all over the place
fucking asshole will never cum in my mouth again, i fucking sprayshot him in the face.
Sprayshot by Baaaack SEAT! October 27, 2010

Splatshitpiss

When you piss a chunk of jizz, then poop a massive, sticky, smelly piece of poo. (Sometime this poo catches on to your booty hair.) It sticks to the toilet and your mom will scream in terror of this monstrous being.
Mom: Hey son, why is there a muddy rock in our toilet? And why is it so smel- OH MY GOD!

Son: mom it is a splatshitpiss
Splatshitpiss by Prirndurbebd April 7, 2022
(n.) The plastic piece that separates one person's groceries on the conveyor belt from the person in front of them.
Excuse me Ma'am, I don't want to get our groceries mixed up. Would you kindly pass me the spratchet?
Spratchet by Island_Spud January 14, 2016

squatshot 

Squatshot is a reusable portable urinary device specifically designed for females. Squatshot can be used whenever a conventional toilet is not available.
Squatshot was originally designed to accommodate female boaters urinate when aboard a boat without a head. Squatshot is now being used by female 4-wheelers, bikers, campers, travelers, etc.
squatshot by keysplz January 30, 2012

Spreadshot 

SPREADSHOT
(adjective)

1. Fatigue due to use of spreadsheets.
“I spent all day trying to crunch these numbers and now I am spreadshot.”
Spreadshot by joannasaurusrex August 10, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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