Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.
Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 25, 2018