Splok

The physical impairment in which one is unable to smell, similar to deaf or numb.

After the brain damage Barry was splok

by Bjorn January 27, 2005

Sporking

very similar to spooning, however both parties are facing each other, rather then having both facing in the same, sideways direction.

the couple wanted to see into each others eyes while spooning, so they decided to start sporking.

by medinaswimmer'10 December 22, 2008

Splore

Clumsy, usually associated with knocking something over or treading in the wrong place.

You just put your splore foot right in the middle of what I was working on

by Rhodesian Ridgebacks Inc October 29, 2005

Sporkenife

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.

Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!

by BAHD April 17, 2007

Spork

To "fork" whilst you spoon

We were just spooning, then things happened and we ended up sporking.

by Mr. Father-guy May 9, 2011

Sporkadonkle

Common noun: The detachable clamp-style handle of a Trangia Kök (or similar) portable camping stove.

Person 1: Dude where's the handle-thingy for the stove?

Person 2: You mean the sporkadonkle?
Person 1: Yeah that.

Person 2: It's in the van, probably on the passenger seat.

by photuris October 5, 2011

Spork

The Act of Spooning, then Porking.

My night of spooning with my girlfriend got better when she got frisky and we porked. We sporked.

by SumDum21 November 30, 2011