Lick em split

THE BEST CARD GAME EVER!!!
Everyone gets one card and counts down 3-2-1 LICK EM SPLIT!
someone holding a jack MUST yell jacks off rocks off!
lowest card wins
aces always win

if 2 people tie for first they each get 3 cards and add them all up, lowest number wins, if they have an ace, they win instantly
if 2 people tie with aces, its a 5 on 5 and its the same as above, if they each have aces again, it goes into double jeopardy tiedown, which is a 10 on 10 duel.
lick em split is best enjoyed with penises and other crude drawings on the cards.
you can make your own special set decks and shit too if you feel like it! goood for tripping on lsd
ke$ha plays lick em split as well
mexicans and coons prolly wont like this game

friend 1:"Hey guys wanna play Lick em split?!?!"
all friends: "YOU BET WE DO!! WHY DIDNT YOU ASK EARLIER?!?!"

i just so happen to have king dong, LICK EM SPLIT!!!!

by tteh king of lick em split November 13, 2010

split twister

when a bunch of guys fuck a girl in the ass,pussy,both ears,tittys,givin head,and givin hand jobs to to men

we gave this fat chick a split twister

by jeff November 9, 2003

splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

by arthur boruc July 10, 2009

spitoon

vases, jars or containers used for spitting into, usually to spit chewing tobacco.

My grandaddy just spit his chew into that spitoon, I would not put those flowers in it.

by itsmeyo July 28, 2010

salitosis

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.

Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.

by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011

split her line

to split the lips of a girl's vagina by means of sexual intercourse
can also be used as "split that line" or "split the line"

that chick is so hot. If i play this right, I'm gonna split her line tonight

by The PanMan October 22, 2011

Turd Split

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.

I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.

by poopmama123456789 April 22, 2011