scorpion

A type of painful fall or trip.

A scorpion is when you fall and land on your face and your legs go in front of your head... Holy shit he just did a scorpion!

by Bob Jenkines November 26, 2006

Smeg scorpions

Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.

Shit I only wanked 4 times yesterday and now my bell end is all swollen, fucking smeg scorpions.

by analex127 September 19, 2009

Scorpion

When a woman sticks her pinky nail up a guy's asshole during sex to both shock and stimulate his prostate. Some keep the nail sharpened for greater pain effect.

Dude 1: You got suzie home last night what happened
Dude 2: I was plowing her and then outta nowhere she scorpion'd me
Dude 1: Then what?
Dude 2: I punched her in the face

by joeybuttafuqua September 10, 2009

scorp

a term used in skateboarding when you fall on your chest and your legs curl up behind your back somewhat like a scopion....

DUDE! that scorp was harse.....i though he almost kicked himself in the back of the head!

by drew December 19, 2003

scorpio

the crazy motherfucker from dirty harry. he's a fucking maniac but he knows how to kill. you dont want ot fuck with him less you want to get fucked up.

holy shit that scorpio is one crazy mother fucker

by aholman2 October 21, 2010

Sharpiegate

A Twitter trend that started after Donald Trump falsely claimed that Hurricane Dorian was going to strike Alabama (their local weather service told him otherwise). Despite the evidence of being proven wrong, Trump held a press conference in the Oval Office with a National Weather Service map apparently doctored with a cone shape displayed on parts of Alabama in a black marker.

It's embarrassing, possibly illegal and an especially strong indicator on just how insecure the President is. Instead of manning up and admitting that he made boo-boo, he prefers to whine about how "fake news" is being mean to him.

Sharpiegate makes me long for a a real leader

by Soul_Driver September 7, 2019

sharpie darkie

putting the core (ink) of a sharpie in your roommates shower head, thus turning him a darker shade.

A sharpie darkie dies someone a darker color than they normaly are. A great way to punk someone who passes out early in there own house.

by washburn September 9, 2008