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Shampoo

A disguise for your alcohol.
Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!
by drewsopher November 18, 2011
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shampoo

a terd trained in the art of counterfiting
DAMN, that shampoo just sold my a faulty dildo!
by Speas March 9, 2003
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shampoo

Yo man, me and veronica totally SHAMPOOED last night!
by Kerrie May 13, 2005
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shampooza

When i male is having vaginal intercourse, just before climax, he pulls his penis out of the vagina and "jizzes" in the females hair.
"Im about to be a shampooza baby. AHH!!"
"My boyfriend is a shampooza"
by DustinPPP22 December 26, 2006
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Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.
I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?
by TheRatchet June 11, 2009
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Body Shampoo

The smell of the body shampoo wasn't a concern once the table shower was nearing its finish.
by Jo mamma said knock you out August 16, 2011
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Shampon

A tampon made of the wonderful shamwow menstration sucker uper
Betsy almost got blood everywhere. Atleast she remembered her shampon!
by Aphish December 18, 2009
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