Shampoo

A disguise for your alcohol.

Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!

by drewsopher November 18, 2011

shampoo

a terd trained in the art of counterfiting

DAMN, that shampoo just sold my a faulty dildo!

by Speas March 9, 2003

shampoo

to do the dirty under the covers when nobody is watching

Yo man, me and veronica totally SHAMPOOED last night!

by Kerrie May 13, 2005

shampooza

When i male is having vaginal intercourse, just before climax, he pulls his penis out of the vagina and "jizzes" in the females hair.

"Im about to be a shampooza baby. AHH!!"
"My boyfriend is a shampooza"

by DustinPPP22 December 26, 2006

Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.

I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?

by TheRatchet June 11, 2009

Body Shampoo

Shampoo used while receiving a table shower.

The smell of the body shampoo wasn't a concern once the table shower was nearing its finish.

by Jo mamma said knock you out August 16, 2011

Shampon

A tampon made of the wonderful shamwow menstration sucker uper

Betsy almost got blood everywhere. Atleast she remembered her shampon!

by Aphish December 18, 2009