semen tank

A man who has balls but no dick.

Carlos can't fuck Carlita because hes just a semen tank.

by Mega-nig June 14, 2011

semen stealer

someone so obsessed with men and their orgasm that they arent satisfied until they cum.

def. 2 a woman so hell bent on gettin pregnant that she pokes holes in a condon to insure pregnancy.

Jeff was so tired but Helen was such a semen stealer that she didnt care.

Ex. 2. Helen wanted to keep Jeff so bad that she became a semen steeler to trap him.

by [e-mail] March 30, 2009

Semen Sanchez

v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man into her hand. When the man ejaculates and he is recovering from his orgasm the woman takes his cum and swipes it above his lip, making a moustache, while simultaneously calling out "semen sanchez."

Kim gave Dorian a semen sanchez last week and he got pissed.

by AshDrea May 21, 2010

sheenager

a middle- aged individual, most commonly male, who, in full swing of midlife crisis, exhibits the type of behavior characterized by Charlie Sheen.

ah, sheenagers these days!

by jennadeck March 18, 2011

Sheen-is envy

Jealousy of anyone with a "winning" lifestyle

You see the look on that dudes face when I was making out with Caryn last night? That hater definitely had "Sheen-is envy"going on! Doesn't matter to me, I'm still winning

by Markytheballa3 March 30, 2011

crack sheen

The shiny look of a crack-user, where the skin seems to appear extra greasy.

Particularly noticable on african-american crackheads.

See Pookie from the movie New Jack City or Tyrone Biggums from Chappelle's Show.

"Daaaamn, she got the mad crack sheen!"

by siikworm July 13, 2006

Chelsea Semenza

Site model for Myspace; hot, brown hair, known as Chelsea Chaaos

Chelsea Chaaos always edits her pics so well! (chelsea semenza)

by AskJeeeves November 28, 2010