Stealth 100

The act of joining a voice chat with two or more of your friends, and proceeding to Masturbate without being detected.

Ryan: "Dude, I pulled a Stealth 100 last night while y'all were playing League"
Landon: "That's so fucking gay"
Nathan: "Again, dude?"

Noah: "The chat's getting kinda boring, time to pull a Stealth 100"
Everyone: "Please Don't"

by RyeGuy77 September 19, 2018

Stealthing

Wearing a face mask into the store and then removing it when no one is looking, similar to removing a condom without ones partner’s knowledge

It would be easier to flatten the COVID-19 curve if people would quit Stealthing at the grocery store

by Cuttis May 9, 2020

stealthy

cunning and deceiving

-this is to ashleigh and emily:

"hey, you want to hear a story?"
"Sure."
"Well, the other day I was at school, there are a lot of asians and gingers there..and i was stealthy and creeped up on this one asian, WHO WAS SITTING NEXT TO A GINGER!"
"Why..this is crazy!"
"I know right!? I was being cunning and deceiving!"

by asiansgingersblacksmexicans January 21, 2010

stealthmail

when you covertly send someone a voice mail using your voice mail system.

my girl just sent me a stealthmail and dumped me.

by chaddy1228 June 25, 2007

Stealth Bomber

When you shit a floater into the toilet's hole under water, it rises to the roof, and you think WTF when you don't see it.

Chris: Dude, I took a hard shit yesterday, and when I looked into the toilet I didn't see anything.
Jared: What?
Chris: ....till I flushed it and saw that stealth bomber float up.

by Nymphetamine2791 February 16, 2010

Stealthfart

A silent and odourless gassy emision coming out from where the sun doesn´t shine, often producing a temperature increase in your underwear. Specilly useful to heat pants and trousers in cold, overcrowded and confined environments.

- Man, is so freaking cold here I can see my breath!
- Yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my butt and weenie are warm now.

by Fartacus, the ancient god October 24, 2012

stealthturbate

The act of fapping as quickly and silently as possible to avoid detection.

He had to go and his family was moving about the house so he had no choice but to stealthturbate.

by Bananajameson September 4, 2015