Smuddy

SMart bUDDY

Out of all my buddies, Alex is my Smuddy.

by nomofomo March 28, 2024

Smudge

You know...

Hym "I have a smudge on my phone that looks like a side profile of Trump... Or at least I did.... That is all... I mean, it's profound really. Like the Jesus toast except it's finger grease on a phone screen... That's the kind of stuff you don't see while you're watching this... Damn. Why is it so fucking hot in here? It's insane how hot it is. It's like a half-asian jew-lover bent over a pool table up I this bitch... Yeah, the heat is all the way down... Fuck..."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2025

Smuff

Mixture of dead skin cells and lint that form inside a persons bellybutton

Why is there smuff under your fingernails?

Have you ever cleaned your bellybutton from smuff?

The whole room reeked of smuff.

by Ulius123 December 1, 2025

lipstick smudge

an affair

"I need to get rid of my lipstick smudge"

by Whatup87 January 8, 2009

uncle smudgey

an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone

"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed

"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"

by rbudburnin October 23, 2013

dick smudge

When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.

I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.

by Soups October 6, 2016

office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.

Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.

by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017