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Simpson University

A private Christian university in Redding, California. Where partying, sex, or use of alcohol or drugs is forbidden; pretty much any normal college behavior is frowned upon. But lets be real, the "christians" here are less than Godworthy. Judging and snitching are two of the most popular hobbies on campus. If you happen to attend this school, you are either here to inforce you religion on others, or came strictly for sports. However, the athletes here are hated and looked at by many as if a swastika is stamped on your forhead.
Damn, this church has less rules than Simpson University.
by Simpson's very own Satan October 21, 2011
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Pimpin Simpson

a person with the last name Simpson that is physically attractive or has a way with the ladies/men.
I see Pimpin Simpson over there just got 2 women to give him their phone numbers!

Dang,Pimpin Simpson....every time we go to the bar the men are all over you!
by tylena July 1, 2006
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jessica simpson

Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..
Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
by Lilliaa June 29, 2006
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Ashlee Simpson

Can't sing, needs a major nose job, and is a poser..........but, one must admit she has phenominal boobs.
"ashlee simpson is fucking terrible but i would titty fuck her if she had a bag over her head and did'nt open her mouth."
by the priest April 10, 2006
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simpsonize

A web site created by Burger King and the makers of the Simpsons movie where you upload a picture of your self and it turns you into a Simpsons character.
"Dude, check out my Simpsonized pic
by JordanRu August 4, 2007
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simpson'd

When a show has gone on for so long its been reduced to a shadow of its former self.
"Damn, it sucks that Adventure Time ended, but I'd rather it be laid to rest then get Simpson'd."
by Gothel September 13, 2018
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Simpson

Children of the people who simpped
Hey look at that Simpson. He Must be adopted.
by thisistotallynotmyrealname April 27, 2020
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