mickey rourke

The definition of "slimeball" Not so much an actor, as an urge to clean up a greasy stain. If his little rats eyes and big lipped smirk don't fill you with a sort of "ugh, I've had too much cheap pizza" nausea I don't know what will.

These dishes are like Mickey Rourke. Do we have any of that washing up liquid with the extra lemon juice in it?

by Ghunt70 May 15, 2008

Rourke

Someone who is smelly and has a very big nose. They can be very forgetful but remember less important things. A Rourke can also be someone who is caring and always there for you. He will make mistakes in life but knows how to cheer you up.

My dearest Rourke, he's such a sweetheart!

That boy didn't put deodarent on, he's such a Rourke!

by Blobby blob blob blob August 31, 2013

rotard

Often used to describe a person who is obsessed with the Wankel design rotary engine, and usually Mazda RX7s in particular, to the point of total stupidity. In the mind of a hardcore rotard, teh RX7 is the finest automobile in modern history, and undoubtedly the best handling car evar. Most rotards will bristle and get quite defensive when confronted with factual issues relating to the fragility of their beloved engine, and will tend to make pointedly idiotic arguments to the contrary.

The rotard was quite humbled by the depressing task of pulling apex seal shards from his broken turbine impeller, and wondered if by removing them he was upsetting the perfect 50-50 weight distribution of his RX7.

by Cock McBlocken July 7, 2004

return to sender

when blasting a chick anal style you feel something trying to escape but you just push it back in with your thrusting returning it to sender

i hate it when i'm doin my old lady and i have to return to sender

by hank817 August 8, 2005

Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.

*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Rotary Engine Face

when you give a serious yet sad look on your face when you disagree with something and shake your head no

yo andy how about that mazda rx 7? *gives rotary engine face*

by Jwords April 26, 2008

rotarded

Something that is rotated an undesirable amount around some axis.

Portmanteau of rotated and retarded.

FFS, this photo is rotarded. Haven't facebook heard of EXIF metadata?

by iddles December 28, 2010