roadses

noun, the usually old or ugly flowers sold at the side of the road, freeway exit ramps, or other high-traffic areas

Also known as "barses" if sold from a bucket in a bar or pub

It's your anniversary, Bob, what did you get Mary this year?

Crap, I forgot, I'll probably just grab some roadses on the drive home & take her out to dinner.

by serendipity chick May 30, 2009

Raidshade

Defying "on the run" from police etc.

Raid: meaning police raid

and/or "keeping under the radar" (RAID-ar)
and
Shade: which comes from the word "shady", as in 'suspicious'

Marshall was a 'Raidshade' because he was on the run from a crime he had previously committed.

by Notts.Selecta January 3, 2010

roadside shopping

using the household curbside rubbish collection as a free shopping mall

'hey nice couch'
'yeah picked it up roadside shopping round the corner'

by timbo the awesome one May 2, 2010

Rods for Pods

Gay, queer, small chode, U aint got no pancake mix, faggot, ugly pick slut, prick, ash, homo, jb, Likes dick in the but, slut, cunt, whore, pollpuffer, Likes to fuck black 80 year old ladys saggy tits, cant play video games, Sexy (shhhh), fuck me fuck you, very horny, fucks rocket ships, drinks anal leakage, AND i love you TROY!!!! You no i do forever and always <3

Rods for Pods

by HolyRonster April 26, 2011

roidgers

A sickness in which un-naturally short and small people are prone taking excessive amounts of Steroids. People afflicted with this tend to find themselves constantly fascinated with not only their body, but the bodies of random men who are afflicted with the same dysfunction. This sickness leads to unusually small testicles and frequent homosexual tendencies.

Dave is such a roidgers man, he's going to kill himself with all that shit he takes. Have you seen the guy he's "hanging" with these days it's like their twins that kiss.

by JPBI September 11, 2011

Roid Rangers

The 2 man group, led by Captian Roid and his counterpart Adirmal Stones. They have spent their entire lives searching for the Lost Roid. In order to find the Lost Roid, they must find the seven Black Roid Balls scattered across the world.

Admiral Stones... Kidney... Stones

Roid Rangers

by Captian Oral & Admiral Tongue November 4, 2011

Roadside Slush

Taking a steaming shit on a snow drift, then laying your partner on said snow drift and fucking their brains out.

Yo dude that chick from Wisconsin asked me for a roadside slush. DURTY

by BlegoMemorialHighway February 27, 2012