The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
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Get the hello 👋 finally 😌 introducing ✨ loona 🌙 are ⭐️you 😍 girls 👭 ready 🙈 ? ok 👌 lets 🌚 go 🤩 ! mug.(V): Readsturbate; The act of reading a pornographic magazine, usually playboy, with the intent to masturbate to the images, but instead getting caught up reading the articles.
(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.
(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.
Ted: "Dave's been in the bathroom a while. I saw him go in with a playboy, but it's been over two hours."
Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."
Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"
Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."
Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"
by Nick Lowers August 12, 2009
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by I~luv~squid January 10, 2009
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Engineering? That's Book-readin' faggot shit.
by The Winker21 November 11, 2009
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Girl- " Oh, like when you cheated on me with "The Skank!"
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Boy- "Don't get remad over that again! It was a mistake and was over a year ago!"
by 8it August 19, 2009
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