Potatoism

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god

Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism

by Flyingspegett August 11, 2017

Potato Song

POTATO SONG

The're red, they're white, they're brown
the Gold ones are best to comedown
there's really not much to do
so now they have purple ones too
we don't care where they came from
a tasty snack as you rip a bong
always looking fancy on our plate
we're delighted cuz they make us feel great.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

Sometimes we ditch the skin

to eat what's holding in
sometimes we'd rather please
or just be baked with melted cheese
they have eyes but they don't have faces
I don't know if they're feelings get hurt
by just hanging around in dark places
when they can only stare at the dirt.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

They come in different shapes and sizes
while many are full of surprises
some tender, soft and hard
that you'd definitely want to safe guard.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

I wrote the Potato Song because I love potatoes so much.

by Yukon Gold February 26, 2018

President Potatohead

A popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

The systematic dumbing down of America started long before President Potatohead won the election.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019

Tic Tac Potato Sack

Someone with a really small dick, yet has a gigantic ballsack.

Jim is a Tic Tac Potato Sack for sure!

by Jedi Master Yoda May 2, 2007

beans greens potatoes tomatoes

A sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving

Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving

I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT

by Beans greens potatoes tomatoes November 19, 2016

Cooch Potato

A person that don't ride the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Jason: "Bitch! Don't be a cooch potato, ride the dick!"

by Javier & John June 24 June 27, 2008

Polito

A sweet, innocent guy at heart. Not afraid to express himself.
Full of prosperity and talent, loving every moment he gets from pleasing a crowd. A carefree character that has a clear feminine side. Stands out from the crowd and always has something to share and someone to share it with. Moves on quickly through life and is admired by many, but hurts people with comments that may seem very simple to him. Naive at times, Linguistic, cheerful, honest, smiley, juvenile, good-looking, confident, funny, talented.... this list could go on forever ;)
If you know a Polito, you're very lucky. Better snatch him quickly! cuz he'll move on FAST.

Georgina: A guy thought he could run across greesy wood, and fell buttox first, dragging a pile of saw dust down with him. Everyone laughed! :D

Cassy: Pahaha! He must be a Polito! ;)

by Friday Mcfee February 7, 2013