price-police

One who makes derogatory or argumentative comments on a message board about pricing in a "For Sale" ad.

Example: set of 4 wheels & tires $400.

Post: Wow, that's high I just saw the same ones on ebay for $300. Here's the link....

Seller: Hey price-police, make an offer or go blow your whistle in someone else's thread!

by MEshoeless July 6, 2006

penic

A penis flavored colada.

Suck my penic from a straw.

by brennamaddisage April 28, 2008

Panic(!) At The Disco

a band that has strangeness to them. the "long title names" they are known for, are actual quotes from books, movies, etc. they are known for their strange sound. they have been reduced to brendon urie and spencer smith as of 2009. if you don't like them, its pretty obvious you don't know good music. and this is not coming from a crazy fan girl. or a girl at all. i believe they are or use to be a good band. but adding originality to their music is what makes them a good band. and of course brendons good singing. try getting music like this from your lady gaga kesha justin bieber etc.

Panic(!) at the discos albums are a fever you can't sweat out, pretty odd, and vices and virtues.

by Partaniqatie July 4, 2011

police box

A big blue box used up to the 1960's to temporarily hold criminals in.

Now known as the TARDIS.

Man: Hey! He stole my money!

-Man takes back wallet and forces thug into police box-

The Doctor: Whot?

Thug: It's bigger on the inside...

by LadyofaLake August 7, 2011

PDA police

Parents, prude friends, or otherwise obnoxious individuals who get in the way of your public booty-call action.

(Boyfriend: puts hand up back of shirt to remove bra)
(Girlfriend: nuzzles a little closer to make his hand motions less obvious)

PDA Policeman: "What does this look like? A porno? This is the cafeteria, keep it G-rated kids!"

by Urban Brotha January 3, 2009

Haram Police

Muslims who will judge you and criticize every single thing you do even if it’s unnecessary. These muslims typically tend to call themselves “super religious” or “follower of the right path of Islam” these types of Muslims think they’re obligated to judge you and change your habits like they’re Allah themselves. They use the phrase “I’m not judging you, I’m guiding you.” To get away with harsh criticism. When proven wrong they either say “Astagfirallah” or “may Allah guide you”

Haram Police Officer #1: “Sister why is your ankles showing? ASTAGHFIRALLAH!”
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?

by BigDaddyDagger November 30, 2020

Fun Police

A person who purposely stop others having fun

A kid pushes the trampoline in the pool to see if you can jump on it in the pool and he gets told to cut it out

by Caroline November 15, 2003