Toledo Hot Pocket

Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.

When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.

by FelixTheCat11 April 23, 2018

Got a turd in your pocket?

What you say when someone wrongfully assumes you will be included in an undesirable activity. Another way of saying "what do you mean we?"

Holly: "I told my cousin we would help him move this weekend."
Ramon: "Got a turd in your pocket?"
Holly: "Excuse me?"
Ramon: "You said 'we' so you must be referring to yourself and the turd in your pocket. I have plans this weekend."

by mlamson January 8, 2011

Pocono Mountain East High School

this high school is a void. an endless wormhole that is in existence for one sole purpose. to slowly and painfully extract 4 years of your precious life. avoid at ALL costs.

"Fuck my life"
Student of Pocono Mountain East High School

by All Knowing and All Powerful May 9, 2009

Pocahontas

The name Trump gave to Elizabeth Warren because she claimed to be Native American when she is really only 1/32 Cherokee.

We have a member of Congress they say was here a long time ago. They call her, Pocahontas

by DurdenTyler November 28, 2017

Outta Pocket

to do somthing outta pocket mean that u did something hella fucked up or stupid

gerl i saw u wit ma nigga last night BITCH THAT WAS HELLA OUTTA POCKET

by SHIZZLE February 11, 2005

no-pocalypse

This occurs when Judgment Day, as predicted by a fool and his followers, passes without incident.

I wish I could go to your no-pocalypse party but since the Rapture didn't happen, I need to do my homework. Bummer!

by kathcom October 4, 2011

Thigh Pockets

The act of wearing loose pants, usually worn by a nigga or white trash, loosely around the buttocks and below the waist. Usually, a belt is put in place and the boxers pulled up to prevent the pants from falling off completely.
Thigh pockets are most commonly used to conceal guns, drugs, and stolen items from your local convenience store.

"Yo, nigga, put yo hands on da cah, and let me seen wut's in dem thigh pockets"

by BAKR, Abdul December 19, 2008