blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009
Get the blinding the pirates parrot mug.1.(verb)(noun) A place where military personnel turns civilians into pussys then marines. Living in hell is practiced here, along with: thrashings, rape, beatdowns,
looting, blanket parties, getting yelled at, P.T. and
massive disipline and control gaining.
2.(adj)(noun) A basic spawning point of Marinessince the 1920s, if you escape you leave in a pinebox or a crocs belly or drown. Home to the notorious drill instructors who prey on
helpless recruits.
3. A great place to lose weight or gain fat.
4. Where civilians learn how to kill and blow shit up,
train, die.
5. A place where you officially lose your rights as an american.
looting, blanket parties, getting yelled at, P.T. and
massive disipline and control gaining.
2.(adj)(noun) A basic spawning point of Marinessince the 1920s, if you escape you leave in a pinebox or a crocs belly or drown. Home to the notorious drill instructors who prey on
helpless recruits.
3. A great place to lose weight or gain fat.
4. Where civilians learn how to kill and blow shit up,
train, die.
5. A place where you officially lose your rights as an american.
Cock sucking shitheads welcome to MCRD Parris Island!!! you have motherfucking 12 seconds to get your sorry asses on those yellow strips!!!!!! You!! shut the fuck up!!! you will respond with AYE SIR, NO SIR, AND YES SIR. what the fuck did i just say?!!! 12, 11, 7, 6, 4, go, go, go!!!! My grandma moves faster than you fuckin slugs!!! off the buss!! (without that much cursing tho)
by jmasterjermzx December 4, 2006
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Aye a heard that Matthew is a proper parrot sniffer
Mack:aye he likes children in tight leggings
mad bread sniffing bum boy
Blane:aye mate pure parrot sniffer
Aye a heard that Matthew is a proper parrot sniffer
Mack:aye he likes children in tight leggings
mad bread sniffing bum boy
Blane:aye mate pure parrot sniffer
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