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Perma-phooey

When something is so hilarious you crap your pants, and that crap is there for life. Its not goin' nowhere, and you can't do shit about it.
Justin: "Dude that show is absolutely hilarious."

Togs: "I know man i laughed so hard i made a buncha phooey in my pants!"

Justin: "Proudayou man, you get that out yet?"

Togs: "No dude that phooey ain't goin nowhere."

Justin: "Dude you got a bad case of Perma-phooey."
by t-dogs mcgee October 4, 2011
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pumpkin pooter

When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!
by MML1234 July 6, 2016
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to pootered to putt

I'm going to bed I'm jus to pootered to putt
by Lilbabygogetr December 25, 2018
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Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.
I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.
by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020
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King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”
by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021
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Get Pooted

The saying “Get Pooted” is used in a first person shooter video game to refer to killing someone in said fps.

The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass
Dude you killed me!”
“Get pooted.”
by Getpooted December 17, 2021
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