thot pockets

A hot pocket but in a hoe type of way.

Thot pockets are not friends.

by Smh_itz_me May 31, 2018

Clown Pocket

a very deep vagina, one that can fit a surprising amount of things

BF: "Yo babe how are we going to get the snacks into the movie theater? You don't have any pockets or a purse?"
GF: "Don't worry I have a 12 pack of diet coke and 5 large popcorns in my clown pocket."

by xxxdonkey_dongxxx September 30, 2018

Alabama Chili Pocket

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket. Instead you shove chili cheese fries up her vagina and eat it out of her vagina.

"Dude why are you so gassy today?"
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."

by sirterrence45 May 6, 2013

Brazilian hot pocket

When a man shits in a women's vagina then procedes to ram the shit even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute fuckery.

Dam girl I done fucked your so hard I declare that a Brazilian hot pocket

by The chaotic nigger June 4, 2016

pocket goat

a mythical creature that appears during long drives. It's a cute little critter that takes residence in your pocket. Is it real?

Goats are cute and pockets are handy, so why wouldn't you want a goat in your pocket; a pocket goat.

by Bleeeeeeaaat... February 5, 2009

Pocket Bitch

A disposable tool. Someone you keep in your in your back pocket, to use anytime when needed. Not just any bitch, but your bitch. Thrown in the garbage compactor when done with.

Can sometimes be seen holding onto the inside-out of a pocket whilst following behind their master.

Hermaphrodite: "ZAC! Get on your knees and suck my dick BITCH!"
Pocket Bitch: "Yes ma'am"

by Dat Kruk December 4, 2014

Sausage Filled Hot Pocket

Shoven the old cock in the vagina

Honey I'm hungry! Come here then and I will give you a Sausage Filled Hot Pocket!

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009