Paraplegic penile mask

The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.

Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.

by The Closet Scoundrel May 5, 2010

Penile

Pronunciation: 'pE-"nIl
Function: adjective
: of, relating to, or affecting denial of the penis. Most commonly denial of the lack of length.

Have you seen how small that poor guy's penis is? He is in total penile.

by slayer of ignorance September 26, 2005

peral

Peral is a smart gal who has been prepare for any events that will be performed peral can make alots of friends she is also very athletic.

Did you see peral out there p.s this is from foday mansaray srry.

by King Kazma March 5, 2019

Penile Rejection

When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!

"Man I have Penile Rejection last night!"
"Shit, must have been your herpes sores again."

by blumehauser March 6, 2010

penile code

Refers to da "rule" dat states dat if a dude "gets caught" subsequent to his delightful dallying --- i.e., da girl gets preggo --- he will then hafta "pay da consequences", i.e., resign himself to either fatherhood or child-support payments for da foreseeable future.

If da penile code was truly and stricitly enforced, there would likely be fewer teenage pregnancies and extra-marital affairs in this country.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

External Penile Fixation

A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick

Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?

Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.

by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009

penile gland

that fucking thing named mr. penile that lives in cocks.

Goddamn that fucking penile gland, he better start paying rent or he's out!!

by Billy the Butt Pirate August 16, 2003