Painting the walls

{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.

I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.

by Kirk September 6, 2005

Stirring the paint

Have sex with a girl on her period.

Bloke 1: Dude, that skank I was nailing last night was on her jam rag!

Bloke 2: Stirring the paint, that's rank man.

by Cunto McGee October 5, 2011

Painters Radio

A girl who has a reputation for performing Diddie Wanks and pearlie necklaces. Comes from the stippled speckled appearance of a Painter's Radio.

Jenny has tits like a painter's radio!
You shagged Jenny? She's a painters radio!

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Paint the Rainbow

The art of embellishment. A re-inventive shakedown, where the speaker aims to convince the listener of something clearly untoward.

Speaker: My <something> is <enter something inflammatory here>

Listener: Wicked! Sound great, butt-cha can't Paint the rainbow y'all?

by little-miss can't do wrong April 16, 2008

eats paint chips

the retard who posts definitions on urban dictionary such as:

see wordwordword

is a dumbfucker who must have been raised feeding on paint chips containing lead his whole life

see wordget a clue you retarded assfuckerword

by you dickfucker October 21, 2004

paint the toilet

when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin

mother teresa ate a burrito and then it made her paint the toilet.

by toiletpainter October 1, 2010

Spray Paint Can

A can of paint pressured by aresol. To assure even ratio between Areosol and Paint, spray paint cans have a small marble sized plastic or ceramic bearing. Each spray can's aresol and paint consistacy varies between makes. For example MonTana has a european feel with thicker paint,wheras Krylon is runny and can be administered quicker.

by PAkru June 30, 2003