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politicious

One who never shuts up about politics.
"Did you hear Dave talking about politics AGAIN!?"
"Yes! He never shuts up. He's so politicious!"
by laceyjean May 26, 2008
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political graveyard

Where ideas and politicians' careers go to die.

(1) A job from which political advancement is very unlikely.

(2) A committee or agency which receives ideas or proposals, but does not release them.

(3) A list of politicians whose careers have been ended by some specific pundit or reporter or political boss or pressure group.
Being on city council only makes you lots of enemies, so you can't get elected to any higher office; it's a political graveyard.

Senator Smith's committee is the political graveyard for weed control legislation.

If you criticize Rush Limbaugh, he's going to put you in his political graveyard.
by Consider Her Ways September 7, 2012
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televangelist politician

A type of politician who strives to present himself to the public in a perfectly coiffed family-man package as he deftly peppers his dogmatic and craftily laundered hate with lots of God-speak.
Ron DeSantis is the the most highly rated televangelist politician at this point in time; stay tuned to this fake-Jesus devotee.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2023
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Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. And to rub salt into the wound all the bullshit they promised before the election is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.
Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.
by GoAskAlex1991 May 31, 2011
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politicians

politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich
by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004
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political party

A group of individuals who share a similar political philosophy. The two major parties in the United States are the Republican and Democratic parties. According to UrbanDictionary, both parties are failures and a waste of power, time, and money. In reality, neither party likes each other, especially in policy making. Political party preference is the main reason this country is "divided," since each party takes a particular stance on certain issues such as abortion and gay rights.
Person A: Fuck you! You're a Republican!
Person B: Fuck you! You're a Democrat!
by Matt August 27, 2005
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politicians

They're assholes.They're ALL assholes.
politicians are nuts!
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by queefs September 25, 2005
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