Optionary

Coined in Stillwater, MN by the Great Bob, optionary simply combines the words optional and voluntary.

I thought you were supposed to be at school?

No that program was optionary.

by JJdynomight November 17, 2009

optimus prime

How I refer to my male reproductive organ.

"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"

I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.

by josh March 9, 2004

optimisticism

A combination of optimism and mysticism. When a philosopher or undergraduate student or other fanatical thinker comes up with a proof for why life is not a chaotic series of meaningless events ending in death. There are always serious problems with these arguments, so "optimisticism" always carries a negative connotation, similar to quaint or foolish.

Hegel's arguments for why mankind will one day see the realisation of the full freedom of the "spirit" in the real world add up to nothing but optimisticism.

The hippies thought they could create the perfect world with their optimisticism.

The president's speech was littered with the usual optimisticism about the "free" market.

by moe sizlac October 19, 2007

optimum drunk

1. Point at which alcohol intoxication adds and not hinders one's ability to chat, pull, and perform sexually.

2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.

Guy 1: "Man, you were on fire last night with the ladies. They loved everything you said. Did you take those twins home?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."

by Joe Gat March 31, 2010

Opticon

Optic (Visual) - Con (Fraud): Intentional misrepresentation designed to fool an observer.

Project OPTICON: A 1992 Dodge Spirit R/T with a 50 trim making 400hp at the wheels. A sleeper. Q-Ship.

by Opticon77 September 2, 2009

Optimistic

One who thinks a woman is going to end her phone call just because she has said “goodbye then”

Mark’s girlfriend called him yesterday afternoon and he was optimistic that he could make it to dinner with us but 24 hours have passed and they‘re still talking

by Oettam0022 January 21, 2019

option

shit don't work...

i don't wanna be an option, but i dont want to be a priority either

by tn06 October 20, 2008